Latte Update

Re Latte My Arse, I was thinking I’d just try and get away with “Coffee, please” today. I knew what I wanted. But in front of me was a young woman who knew exactly what she wanted, and how to get it: “double top one pump whole milk cinnamon dolce latte.” I remarked upon it. She said it took even longer to order the decaf. Anyway, that’s the record to date.